7 Types of Girls~

1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format... :P

ALASAN-ALASAN UNTUK CLASH CARA STUDENT~

Student Kimia : Saya banyak terdedah dgn bahan kimia, saya takut tak dpt beri zuriat. Kita berpisah eh? " 

Student Fizik : "Saya belajar pasal fizik kuantum yg tak nampak, jadi saya tak nampak awak dlm diri saya. Kita clash"

Student Matematik : "Saya dah buat kira-kira guna limit function, mmg sampai sini saja limit perhubungan kita"

Student Biologi : Maaf, saya dah jatuh cinta dengan serangga dan tumbuh-tumbuhan. Bukan dgn awak lagi"

Student Pergigian : "Saya tahu yg cinta awak palsu sepalsu gigi palsu! Nyenyenye."

Student Perundangan : "Talk to the hand, see you in court!"

Student Sains Politik : "Awak dah tahu saya ni Pro-Aspirasi, yang awak undi Pro-M pasal apa? Kita break!!" LOL

Student Seni : "Gaya awak tak cukup abstrak untuk menambat hati saya. Maaf"

Student Pengajian Islam : "saya solat istikharah malam tadi dan sorry, awak tak ada dalam petunjuk masa depan saya".